Category - Blurbs

The ‘artist’ dream remains exactly that.
Spice is making HMP Broadhurst impossible to police.
Greg is a loser.
Kids? Yeah, right.
No wonder prison officer Charlotte Croft is beginning to feel like she is the one who is incarcerated.
But a close friend reminds her:
Doves aren’t meant to be caged.
And unlike him, she’s on the right side of the bars.
Charlotte’s barely had chance to spread her wings when the violent attack on her brother crash lands her into lawyer Vinny’s life.
Yet, nothing is going to stop her.
Not the intense connection they share.
Not when he has a wife.
Not the fact her prison life and his top case are linked.
Not how she’s left questioning who else is corrupt.
Not even a broken heart.
About the only thing Charlotte Croft is now sure of is this:
she only has one life…and she is going to live it.
But everything has a price, even freedom.
Just how much will she pay for hers?

Jailbird will have you turning from the first page to the last. A heart-warming, funny thriller of a love story with more twists and turns than a helter-skelter! Contemporary, witty and sharp…you won’t be able to put it down.

I shall avoid the problem by not picking it up.

Clarissa is a teenager born to wealth and privilege. With an IQ of 143, she has benefited from tutoring from some of the world’s most brilliant minds. She has experienced a freedom few teenagers ever get to enjoy. She has decided to publish a fairly loosely structured set of insights in the form of this book. We, the editors, have not interfered. The style is her own. The views her own. The experiences distinctly her own. Clarissa hopes this book will be read by teenagers, however she fears it will only be made available to adult readers due to what she views as censorship and slavery. So we, the publisher, will have to leave it up to you, the reader, to decide if you will allow your under-18 dependents to read it. We must warn the reader that it is sexually explicit. It details Clarissa’s sexual adventures. Some of these she pursued actively. Some of these she found herself having without being quite sure how she had ended up in them. But this is not just a book for ‘perves’, as she herself would call many readers, with the greatest affection and approbation. It is also a book for thinkers. In fact it is for people who tend to think about life, and sex, and not just blunder their way through both.

Really, I have no comment.

Introducing The Holistic Philosopher, The Philosopher-Prophet of The Eden Protocols and the new ethics technology, ‘The Optimal Ethics Generator’

This book offers everything you can expect from Philosophy. It answers many questions you already have, and many that you might never have thought of asking. Yes, it is about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. This book interrogates The Realities Of Our Nature, And The Nature Of Our Realities TROONATNOOR, providing the basis for a truly holistically informed consent. In the process we de-construct a lot of ‘junk’ philosophy.

I was pointed to this author because of his covers, but his descriptions put the covers to shame. (Also, the “About the Author” is a paranoid screed.)

Rosella is highly intelligent in her observations, making her an asset to the USRM-ISB. One that caught the eye of the Field Marshal. Rosella initially joined the USRM-ISB during an era of political turmoil, with no single candidate capturing the needed majority in the Electoral College for forty years, leading to all U.S. Presidents being elected from the House of Representatives at the end of every term.

The stories in this Digest are but an introductory sample of a few installments from Rosella Tolfree’s world.

USRM-ISB Installment 1– Essie in Anaheim (Rosella’s Age- 29) the investigation of a murder that ties back to the first use of an A.I. cybernetic enhancement computer decades earlier.

USRM ISB Installment 2– Illuminati Play (Rosella’s Age- 33) the investigation into an incident involving the Church of the Ember Coalition on lands that have been leased out in Yellowstone National Park.

USRM-ISB Installment 3–The Demented Augments Cap (Rosella’s Age- 43) the investigation into multiple murders which are possibly linked to an old computer game.

USRM-ISB Installment 4–The Marsha Unity (Rosella’s Age 43) the investigation into multiple murders involving a member of Congress and staffers.

Included Bonus Material– Three Related Future Human Follies Stories; Glossary of Terms, People and Places; and a Basic Timeline of Events Associated with Rosella’s Age.

Warning- Some stories contain mature themes of explicit descriptions of violence and sexual content.

I’m getting a strong “Empress Theresa” vibe here…

THIS IS FICTION – IT DESCRIBES IMAGINARY EVENTS AND PEOPLE – REVISIONS MADE– She Slipped UNDER THE BLUE RAINBOW is a rollicking S/F Time Travel Fantasy that is fast paced and different with wild animals, Native Americans, conquistadors, and mythical beings. If you like ROMANCE, high-spirited and tough girls that can overcome death dealing obstacles in spite of her own fears and anxieties, then you will love this.
Danica, an Army veteran has a canoeing accident and is catapulted back in time to the year 1624 Florida and to a love that silently connects her soul to her mixed blood Timucuan warrior-guide. In this wilderness she quickly realizes that she will have to fight for her life or die here alone. All she has for protection is the combat knife her Ex-Navy SEAL grandfather has given to her. Danica makes three interesting discoveries that you will want to read about.

WARNING: Do not consume along with caffeinated drinks.

Iya, once united with nature, suddenly realizes that she can fly. Five dreams of a new system of education, Iya and her colleagues see when they meet at the scientific symposium “Anti the Laws of Physics”. Three scientist meet there, where one of the professors presents his report “Divine Freebie” on an antigravity platform. They are fascinated by the identity of the flying machines they had created, but not surprised by the events and meetings. After all, they also possess telepathic abilities. What do the scientists agree on and what happens in their flights? Where is Africa in Siberia? And why does the main lead – Iya chose the May Beetle? Everything is presented in dreams: winter, summer, spring, autumn, and off-season.

May Beetle or Africa’s in Siberia is a sci-fi novel about love and communication between the Nature and the Human. It is a sequence of five dreams about how the Nature falls in love into the Human who observes and takes care of the Nature.

Besides, it is also a model of a scholastic institution – Vicinema Visual Art Academy and/or Vicinema Online Visual Art Academy – VOVAA. The science – fiction novel “May Beetle or Africa’s in Siberia” has also surrealistic and comedian moments.

My prefrontal cortex wants to vomit.

Knowledge of the ancient power of Egyptian Sacred Geometry is combined with the discoveries of Viktor Shauberger, Masaru Emoto, David Hudson and Ed Sopcak to create a Healing Water. This healing water gives longevity, greater energy, improved health and a greater sense of well-being. Make this water at home, inexpensively, to improve your life.
In 2002 I had the wonderful opportunity to visit the King’s Chamber of the Great Pyramid at Giza. I was with a group that received special permission to visit this so special place. I had a life altering experience. I was visited by the powerful Egyptian deity known as Imhoptep. As he explained, he “hung out” in the King’s Chamber. He had a very warm and loving presence.
It was an amazing experiences, as he taught me things and showed me things that have changed my life. One of the things that he showed me was how to use sacred geometry to energize and empower water so that it would improve your health and increase your longevity. This information I now share with you in this book. Also, this has caused me to investigate the similar discoveries of Hudson, Shauberger, Emoto and Sopcak. This information is also covered in my book.
Yes, this is wild stuff! But if you have the courage to plunge ahead, your life and your family’s lives will be greatly enriched.

Ah, yes. “Hanging with Imhoptep.”

An eccentric detective on a wheelchair, with his memory erased.

His dead wife’s Intriguing paintings hints about her secret affair.

His suspicious mind swears to rebuild his memories to hunt his dead wife’s boyfriend.

Seeks his friend’s support, hires another eccentric detective from dark web.

Will detective’s steely determination catch that mysterious person?

Just imagine — a full 245 pages of this kind of ESL narrative.