“Oh, I guess the cover gives no indication that the book is fantasy. Better put that on there somewhere.” (Also: Pseudoboat?)
Author - Nathan
Amelia Sinatra: What Hammer Wants
I’m sure there’s a joke in here somewhere about “getting nailed,” but I’m far too dignified to indulge in it.
That’s right, you’re supposed to read that “V” twice because that’s totally how English works. Also, the type mismatch is giving me a headache.
OMNI: An Outer Space Adventure
“Let’s see… where can we put the title?”
“Just put it anywhere except –”
SPLAT
“Never mind.”
