The Outlander: Harem Stories for Men
Because if there’s anything men like, it’s overlapping women.

After this, the new format for the Lousies will spare you from being bludgeoned with quite so many bad covers at once to make your choice. One more time, for democracy’s sake!
Pick your choices for the worst three covers for the month, and then we’ll have a series of finals.
Make No Bones About It (A Dig Site Mystery Book 2)
A pyramid designed by a little-known Mesoamerican people called the “Derpotecs.”
Cowboy Watch (The Watchers Book 1)
Unless the book is actually about a horse who becomes a stalker. Then the cover is spot-on.
I don’t want to be unnecessarily cruel, but “cringe” is literally the illustrator’s middle name.
The Awesome Trade Adventures of Audrina: The Wobbly Table
Don’t ask her about her missing finger. Carpenters have to pay their dues.
The Adventures of Mimi and Lulu: The Fallen Star and The River Mystery
What was I saying about chromosomal damage?