I say this as the target audience: This blows.
Author - Nathan
Aliens in Windsor (An episodic saga of global alien invasion Book 1)
Oh no! Windsor is being invaded by Deep Space Nine!
All of that text (plus 600+ more words in the Amazon description), and I still can’t figure out what it’s about.
A Sister’s Sacrifice: The Mage’s Cradle: Book Three
“Well, we gotta fit the fourth face in there somewhere.”
Because the Os are bullet holes. That’s so clever. Isn’t that so clever? Even more clever the second time. And the third.
