I devoutly wish. (h/t PJ)
Author - Nathan
Tornadoes: Be Informed – Be Safe
It doesn’t matter what the subject matter is, this guy is going to have arcing text for his title.
Oracle of Tao (New Earth Trilogy)
And it’s only available in print, so you’d have an object that looks like this physically present in your house. (Oh, and try to guess what it’s about from the cover.) (h/t PJ)
A Hero Unmasked (Heroes and Villians Book 1)
What kind of chromosomal damage renders this acceptable? (And yes, the series title is misspelled “Villians” on Amazon.) (h/t PJ)
In The Eye Of The Goddess: The 13th Crystal Skull On Assignment In England
There is NO REASON the globe in her eye couldn’t have been circular. NONE.
How to Grow, Propagate and Hybridize African Violets
He’s trying so hard to make growing flowers seem exciting…