Step #1: Drugs.
Author - Nathan
The Rogue’s Ring: A Treasure Tale
“Can you photoshop a mask into her hand?”
“Sure!”
“…Can you make it look good?”
“Oh. No.”
My Spring Men: A Military Reverse Harem Romance (Cities Of Heat Book 12)
My spring torsos.
(I’ll be gone on vacation for the next week — covers will continue to post, but I won’t be responding. Police yourselves, or I’ll sic Norman Boutin on you.)
Lucas: Paranormal Romance: Dragon Shifter Romance (Dragons of Nevada Book 4)
“Um… I’m just here to deliver the pizza…”
Bushwood Murder Augusta Mystery
Not only does the cover look like the author had never seen a book before, but it goes out of its way to look like the author had never read a book before.