The Boo Brothers: Two Tales of Terror
But not too much terror.
“This book is a strange but eclectic collection of tales. Through them, it tells a story of hope and togetherness, and looks at the potential of our planet to be better. It defies the readers’ expectations at every turn, and is all the stronger for it. If you’re after a light read that is unique from just about everything else, it’s a thought provoking collection that will entertain, inspire, and linger. It has to be read to be believed.”
Strange BUT eclectic? (And yes, the quotation marks are in the original.)
Voices in the Dark: A Pride and Prejudice Variation
Oh, look. More Pride and Prejudice fanfic with a bad cover.
How nightmarish. “Novel!” (Also, check out how long the Amazon description takes to get to something interesting.)