‘And before you ask, I had a very comprehensive background check done so yes I know all about your quirky wee ways…. so are you in or out?’ but what neither Aiden nor Lexi knew was that they were about to step into the unknown but would they survive to tell the tale?
This author is a treasure.
The G.O.A.T. Samples: Roots of Hip Hop Music
Remember when we thought that Motorola flip phones had such awesome cameras?
You had my attention. You lost it again. (h/t P.J.)
Aurorastar Sparkles, the young colourful sparkle bird stretched, yawned more than she really needed to and then coughed three times to clear her throat and when she was ready she said, ‘…….’ nothing because it was nothing that came out, so she tried again, and again and still nothing came out.
‘My goodness,’ she said, ‘now what will I do because all colourful sparkle birds are supposed to be able to say twisty-two first thing in the morning, aren’t they?’
‘Aren’t they?’ she repeated but there wasn’t anyone there to answer her question and there should have been so, where were they?
Leave the reader with a question. Don’t leave the reader questioning your sanity.
ANCIENT ASTRONAUT THEORY101: The Book of Genesis (Ancient Astronaut Theory Certification Program)
Pro Tip: If you want people to take your fringe-subject book seriously, don’t let your cover look like a meme dashed off in two minutes. (h/ PJ)
Viper’s Hope (Anguis Defenders Book 1)
Viper? I don’t even KNOW ‘er! (Hey, it was either that or a lame “vindow viper” gag.)
The Living Image: Double Trouble, the CIA, The Japanese, and the Russians hunt the Look-A -Likes
Oh. I thought it was a DoubleMint gum commercial.
