A Tale of Butts: The Story of a Couch
Very bum, much ass.
Christmas Poems to Keep You Warm Through the Storm
But it’s an ebook. How am I supposed to burn it to keep warm?
Oh, good. I was worried it was one of those Venetian love true stories.

EXTRA: HELP NEEDED
I did it again! I cleared the vote totals in the database preparatory to this next few semifinals *before* I noted the vote totals. BECUZ I AM IDDYUT. If you could see your way clear to revoting in the January, February and March semifinals, it will go a long way toward healing the rifts in the universe.
BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED DEMOCRACY:
These are the most commented covers posted in the month of April 2025.
Pick your choices for the worst three covers for the month, and then we’ll have a series of finals.
Insane Occurrences of a Sick Nature
To those who say, “This isn’t a book cover, it’s a cry for help,” I reply: It can be both.