Fear not, my dear friend, That aggressive looking spaceship is, in actuality simply an electric razor taped to an air cleaner.
Bruce
9 years ago
What am I looking at? A new Dyson solar powered vacuum cleaner? The latest Cuisinart food processor? How is this bad news?
matron
9 years ago
*KSSH* COME IN HOUSTON, THIS IS ROVER EXPLORER 1, OVER *KSSH*
*KSSH* HOUSTON RECEIVING, WHAT IS YOUR STATUS ROVER EXPLORER 1? *KSSH*
*KSSH* WE HAVE BAD NEWS, I REPEAT, BAD NEWS. THE MOON IS NOT MADE OF CHEESE. I REPEAT, THE MOON IS NOT MADE OF CHEESE. EARTH WILL HAVE TO SEARCH ELSEWHERE TO SOLVE THE GREAT CHEESE CRISIS, OVER *KSSH*
invader
9 years ago
How did they manage to get this hunk of junk into space in the first place?
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Fear not, my dear friend, That aggressive looking spaceship is, in actuality simply an electric razor taped to an air cleaner.
What am I looking at? A new Dyson solar powered vacuum cleaner? The latest Cuisinart food processor? How is this bad news?
*KSSH* COME IN HOUSTON, THIS IS ROVER EXPLORER 1, OVER *KSSH*
*KSSH* HOUSTON RECEIVING, WHAT IS YOUR STATUS ROVER EXPLORER 1? *KSSH*
*KSSH* WE HAVE BAD NEWS, I REPEAT, BAD NEWS. THE MOON IS NOT MADE OF CHEESE. I REPEAT, THE MOON IS NOT MADE OF CHEESE. EARTH WILL HAVE TO SEARCH ELSEWHERE TO SOLVE THE GREAT CHEESE CRISIS, OVER *KSSH*
How did they manage to get this hunk of junk into space in the first place?
It’s the Kepler Space Telescope.
There are twenty others???
‘Bad News Part One,’ eh? Don’tcha just love it when your bad news comes in installments?