“he peed you a heart” – Bless the goddess, Nathan, that’s what I thought too!
Umm, okay, here’s the patch of snow Wolfie’s planted on with the pee-heart, and then there’s a white wall-thing, and then out-of-focus snow-covered trees(?). However you turn it, that background is SO f’d up.
Dire wolves went extinct at the end of the last ice age. This cover should have, too.
Jen
10 years ago
God bless Wolfie’s heart! A special piss valentine just for us. Oh Wolfie, you shouldn’t have! How did you dye it pink? Do you want us to make sno-cones out of it?
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“he peed you a heart” – Bless the goddess, Nathan, that’s what I thought too!
Umm, okay, here’s the patch of snow Wolfie’s planted on with the pee-heart, and then there’s a white wall-thing, and then out-of-focus snow-covered trees(?). However you turn it, that background is SO f’d up.
Ditto! And – he has a kidney condition….
Dire wolves went extinct at the end of the last ice age. This cover should have, too.
God bless Wolfie’s heart! A special piss valentine just for us. Oh Wolfie, you shouldn’t have! How did you dye it pink? Do you want us to make sno-cones out of it?
Ewwwwww!
I was already set to puke at the non-cute cuteness of it all, and then you had to say “sno-cones.”
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! is right!
How is this an anti valentines day book as that tiny sticker states?
Because most valentines don’t include dog piss?
Also giving any body part and/or internal organ to a frigging dire wolf is a terrible idea.
St Alfonso’s Pancake Breakfast.
You know. Frank Zappa? Watch out where the huskies go?
“Where is it, Wolfie? Where is my heart? Did you hide it down the back of the sofa again? BAD Wolfie!”