No be fair Nathan, this cover has a lot going for it!
There is the… um… well forget about the artwork for a second…
That font is… okay, let’s skip that bit…
But the resolution is… okay… um…
The colours are… well… yeah there is no gold on this is there?
Oh and the Nom de Plume sounds pretty much like a normal… um…
But at least they didn’t write ‘by’… oh there it is, covered in paint…
Okay. I give up. The only thing that can attempt to redeem this cover is the fact that the spray can tool in MS Paint is rad!
Or it could be she has a snoring problem and has to wear Snore Stop. Or, it could be a dog biscuit as you mentioned. I kinda like your observation better.
No be fair Nathan, this cover has a lot going for it!
There is the… um… well forget about the artwork for a second…
That font is… okay, let’s skip that bit…
But the resolution is… okay… um…
The colours are… well… yeah there is no gold on this is there?
Oh and the Nom de Plume sounds pretty much like a normal… um…
But at least they didn’t write ‘by’… oh there it is, covered in paint…
Okay. I give up. The only thing that can attempt to redeem this cover is the fact that the spray can tool in MS Paint is rad!
It looks like her boobs have their eyes closed and Yin-Yang is pitted with watermelon seeds. Very f’ed up.
Is she yawning?
Is that a dog treat on her nose?
wait for it…wait for it…go!
Or it could be she has a snoring problem and has to wear Snore Stop. Or, it could be a dog biscuit as you mentioned. I kinda like your observation better.
I like the dog treat, too.
It looks like there was a subtitle, but Swellin’ Ocean changed their mind and covered it up with yellow pixel smear.
Bummer! A DOG treat on her nose. Nada for you, Wolfie. 🙁