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CIA PROJECT: AMAZON: Book One: Bellona (THE ARUYAMAN SCROLLS 1)
Step #1: Make, contract, or find good cover art.
Step #2: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Step #3: Done!
CIA PROJECT: AMAZON: Book One: Bellona (THE ARUYAMAN SCROLLS 1)
Step #1: Make, contract, or find good cover art.
Step #2: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Step #3: Done!
The amazon fantasy warrior on the cover totally fits to the book blurb. It just screams CIA, terrorists, drug lords, and gangs… doesn’t it?
Step 1: Pick cover art that has no association with book contents
Step 2: Try to hide the inappropriate picture behind lots of text
Step 3: Give up and publish it anyway.
When She’Ra doesn’t keep her eyebrows regularly plucked, they grow into the shape of capital A’s.
Eyebrow extensions are all the rage in Amazon culture, darling.
Contemporary tale of an praeternaturally strong female undercover agent ex-military. It starts with a “PROLONGUE” set in today’s Miami underworld. Not a “PROLOGUE” or prolog but “PROLONGUE”, Spanish for “prolonged” as in “drawn out”, as the intro for a short 46 page story. The cover art shouts swords and sorcery fantasy because it’s CIA Project: Amazon.
I’m not entirely sure, but I think it actually is a fantasy series. I think the main character is *literally* an Amazon working for a present-day intelligence agency. In other words, it’s the premise of *Wonder Woman*
“How to Title a Book” – An LBC Game!
Replace each word in CAPS with a word of that type.
ACRONYM: ADJECTIVE: Book One (because it is always “Book One”): MAKE UP A NAME (The MAKE UP ANOTHER MORE OBSCURE NAME NOUN 1)(Because “Book One” is never clear enough.)
WTF: Androgynous: Book One: Werthdyl (The Gwantral Oven 1)
YOUR TURN! đ
LGBT: Incestuous: Book One: Undabo’ob (The Ishravar Ovaries 1)
This might be a good drinking game. Each time someone comes up with a title that’s not very funny, you take a drink, because you’re obviously not drunk enough.
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