At least the three covers are somewhat consistent with their minimum 50% black space. This one, though, stabs my eyes with the blue font on black background.
What blue font on the black background? I don’t see it.
I’m hoping this was a simple designer error. He accidentally resized the image and didn’t see it until he flattened all the layers. I have to believe that to stay sane.
Ebony and Ivoreeeee,
live together in crappy harmoneeee,
Side by side in a mess that can’t be read too easily…
Oh Lord why didn’t he…
Pay for a design that meant that weee could seeee!!!
Thank you. Thank you verra much.
Gary
8 years ago
That black space has to be a mistake, right? I don’t especially like the cover picture, but it would HAVE to be better than THIS.
The genre and subject matter should have made generating this cover a walk in the park. Here’s my version of the cover which, for comedy’s sake, manages to be somehow both better and worse.
Well, I’d love to see it, but for the umpteenth time, I got tired of waiting 2 minutes for tinypic, while being assaulted with ads for Russian chicks and every other trashy thing that they pop-up at you. Geeze.
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cover1-5.jpg)
Really? REALLY? WHY?
FUCK.
At least the three covers are somewhat consistent with their minimum 50% black space. This one, though, stabs my eyes with the blue font on black background.
What blue font on the black background? I don’t see it.
I’m hoping this was a simple designer error. He accidentally resized the image and didn’t see it until he flattened all the layers. I have to believe that to stay sane.
Ebony and Ivoreeeee,
live together in crappy harmoneeee,
Side by side in a mess that can’t be read too easily…
Oh Lord why didn’t he…
Pay for a design that meant that weee could seeee!!!
Thank you. Thank you verra much.
That black space has to be a mistake, right? I don’t especially like the cover picture, but it would HAVE to be better than THIS.
Maybe the black space is covering the really, really dirt part of the cover…
dirty…
The genre and subject matter should have made generating this cover a walk in the park. Here’s my version of the cover which, for comedy’s sake, manages to be somehow both better and worse.
Much better.
Well, I’d love to see it, but for the umpteenth time, I got tired of waiting 2 minutes for tinypic, while being assaulted with ads for Russian chicks and every other trashy thing that they pop-up at you. Geeze.
What’s wrong with Russian chicks? Would you prefer Asian? I hear Lithuanian ones are nice.
Is that what’s in all those ads I never see? So I take it you don’t have an ad-blocker on your browser, eh, Hitch?