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Take Cover
Take Cover
10 years ago

Hover donkey! I want one of those!

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

Pshhht!
That donkey is clearly…

*Gasp!*
That donkey is clearly the true miracle here!

Hitch
10 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

We should have been prepared, right? Cripes!

On a less-wordplay note: So, Old Jo there is stepping up to the path…which seems to be on clouds? And from there, the HoverDonkey is floating about the path? Carrying old knocked-up Mary? Dudes, donkeys are tolerant of a lot, really; they carry grown humans, even though they are small but mighty. But a big preggers human? Using his Hover power? Even the mightiest Jackass would cave in under that load. They should have titled this one The Jackass Miracle.

Karl
10 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

I hear that they have a problem with exploding batteries.

Hitch
10 years ago
Reply to  Karl

Yeah, but before they blow, they do a GREAT job of vacuuming out the stables! I saw a really cool Youtube video of a cute kitten riding on a HoverDonkey, while it vacuumed away. Squeee!, for the cute factor!

Ericb
Ericb
10 years ago

Mary has some serious Popeye arms.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

Bothe the holy couple. I am tempted to photoshop an anchor on Joseph’s left arm.

Max Astrophel
Max Astrophel
10 years ago

Positive reinforcement: Title on cover matches title on Amazon page.

Candy Kong
Candy Kong
10 years ago

Buff Mary is not impressed.