ChaulE: Round of the Holy Well

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ChaulE: Round of the Holy Well

Far more WTFish than most WTFs around here.

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WarGoat
8 years ago

Once, I ate bad sushi and it gave me dreams like this.

Hitch
8 years ago

Wow. I genuinely don’t know what’s more boggling…the flying Spinach Monster that’s apparently a conjoined Siamese Twin (I have really bad news for that monster…can’t go in two directions at once). The girl, who appears to have…is that toad-skin?

Somewhere, the guy who wrote Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer is crying in his beer. I’m sure that he wasn’t envisioning that Blue Winged atrocity at the top.

I give up. I’m with Nathan. This is the nth-degree of “WTF?”

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Take Cover
8 years ago

Well, at least you can’t accuse it of false flagging:

“Lynk Star. Two primary planets periodically joined by a great navigatable river in space. Chal’Iss—home of the ChaulEr xilumbearers, Guardians of the Holy Well. Crus’Ybl—ruled by QortL, Orphans at Infinity’s Door, whose armadas have many times traversed the Lynk Sea to lay siege against the Rounds of ChaulE, with hopes of becoming the new masters of the Well… and of all Lynk Star.”

And so on, presumably, for another 408 pages.

Hitch
8 years ago
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Holy crap!
Who the HELL could read that for even 40 pages, much less 400? Lord.

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Take Cover
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Pages? Heck, four lines of that and I can hear my cortical synapses start to scream. Come to think of it, maybe that’s what happened: the writer started reading back what he’d written — and it all went downhill from there.

katz
8 years ago

Well, the random mid-word capitalization is new.

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Take Cover
8 years ago
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Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

OK, in the studly caps model “ShoEboX” is “hobo SEX”; so ChaulE would be “haul CE”?

Catie
Catie
8 years ago

Magic Mushrooms.