Carrot Cain

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Carrot Cain

WHAT. WAS. SOMEONE. THINKING. (h/t Viergacht)

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Rob
Rob
9 years ago

Maybe it’s just really bad French expressionism?

Take Cover
Take Cover
9 years ago

It would be funnier if the carrot was the other way up.

And is that reptile wearing contacts?!?

DED
DED
9 years ago

This cover was meant to evoke laughter, right?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago

So what happened? Did Carrot Cain slay his brother Asparagus Abel?

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago

Evil snowman hiding in the dark alert!

Sirona
9 years ago

Is that a carrot on your book cover or are you just happy to see me, lizard eyes?

L.
L.
9 years ago

Please tell me this isn’t vegetable porn.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  L.

I wish I could say it isn’t, but I cannot lie. An unnatural intruder turns a couple’s romantic mountain weekend into a nightmare. At 34 pages it’s a short intrusion. But yes, it’s vegorn.

john e. . .
9 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

much agreement here with that sentiment.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

… civilization is overdue for an asparagus spike? U Washington State, Seattle, grew what was mistaken for a nine-foot-tall asparagus spike, it turned out to be an agave plant. Could’ve been the John Holmes of the vegorn world.

john e. . .
9 years ago

Personally, I was hoping this was a tale about the gory demise of Spongebob Squarepants as described by that terrible mental-case/serial-killer known to the public only as “Squidward.”