Nathan, you’ve been aghastlicized. That’s what happens when you view this cover. It’s a diabetic coma that’s met…nope. You know? I’m pretty freaking traumatized, too. Besides the idea that any woman wants her cartoony-hips to look that big, proportionately, to the rest of her, I got nothin’.
Although I can say, amazingly…I’ve never seen that FONT before. Whatever the hell that godforsaken font is, I’ve not seen it (that’s sayin’ something, folks). And the MIX? Sans followed by serif followed by ‘OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT,” topped with that poor, loooong-suffering (see what I did there) weiner-dog. And speaking of, he’s distorted, right? A little shake-n-bake horizontally speaking?
Oish. I hope like hell the recipes are better than it all looks.
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Nathan, you’ve been aghastlicized. That’s what happens when you view this cover. It’s a diabetic coma that’s met…nope. You know? I’m pretty freaking traumatized, too. Besides the idea that any woman wants her cartoony-hips to look that big, proportionately, to the rest of her, I got nothin’.
Although I can say, amazingly…I’ve never seen that FONT before. Whatever the hell that godforsaken font is, I’ve not seen it (that’s sayin’ something, folks). And the MIX? Sans followed by serif followed by ‘OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT,” topped with that poor, loooong-suffering (see what I did there) weiner-dog. And speaking of, he’s distorted, right? A little shake-n-bake horizontally speaking?
Oish. I hope like hell the recipes are better than it all looks.
People may complain about Comic Sans and Papyrus, but at least those fonts are readable.
I’ve seen this font before. I am pretty sure you can get it from dafont.
I’ve probably got it on my hard drive. Hey, you never know.*
*official motto of all font hoarders
That font has me longing for the author to CLOSE THE DAMN PARENTHETICAL PHRASES!
(arolyn (ambers (lark and . . .
And not to forget good ol’ (andy.
😀
Positive Reinforcement: Nice Wiener!
OMG! That font. Where did the authors find it? Why did they decide to use it? Who created such a monstrosity? And for what reason?
BARF!
‘A Cozy Mystery With Recipes??’ Is anyone else getting visuals of Hannibal Lechter upping his game in the kitchen?
Yup. The lines at the very top:
-Woman Sleuth
Scrumptious
-Recipes
are off-putting.
“Entertainng [sic], Humorous, and sweet!” did not help any.