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EricL
EricL
11 years ago

Dear C.J.R.Smith,
If you can’t punctuate your own name correctly, what does the inside of your book look like?

Wesawthebigbusheattherowhouses.

Kris
Kris
11 years ago

When I saw the title, I thought he misspelled “Simian”…

AndIstillthinkthebushesareeatingthehouses.

Ebony McKenna
11 years ago

Note – cry for help at the top of the tower.

Ilana
Ilana
11 years ago

It’s not the author’s fault if the cover is based on an actual place.

jic
jic
11 years ago
Reply to  Ilana

Because, of course, he had to use that particular image for the cover. He had no choice in the matter whatsoever.

Tia
Tia
11 years ago
Reply to  Ilana

Unless the actual place has actual house-eating bushes, it is the author’s fault for choosing this cover to represent the book.

BTW, the cover has been updated to add blood splatter…but the house-eating bush cannot be hidden that easily. Sorry.

john e. . .
11 years ago

I must need help, because this is all I see.

Kris
Kris
11 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA! That part’s close to the ANimUS. 😉

red
red
11 years ago

Isn’t “Semi” the same as “Half”?