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Kris
Kris
10 years ago

She’s made ’cause someone took her clothes.

And her nipples.

Kris
Kris
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

*MAD

dammit

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago

This looks like the something out of the standard free vector clipart that came with my version of Corel Draw 6 in 1994.

EricL
EricL
10 years ago

It seems that every week there’s a news report about someone high on Bath Salts that takes off their clothes and rampages through the city.

It was just a matter of time before one of them ended up on a book cover.

john e. . .
10 years ago
Reply to  EricL

LOL! Really! That was funny.

gp
gp
10 years ago

If you’ve got it, flaunt it…

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  gp

That boar does have an air of charisma about it doesn’t it?
I’ve heard of animal magnetism… but dang!

RK
RK
10 years ago

Aw man, talk about your low-hanging fruit.

Alternate title: Hey, Check Out These Bewbs!

DED
DED
10 years ago

The group is on a roll with this one. Either that or I’m very susceptible to humor this morning. 😀

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago

I missed that episode of A&E’s American Hoggers; does anyone know the season and episode numbers?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

My home state has a feral hog crisis. Russian boars were introduced for sport hunting but have gotten out of control, destroying crops and crowding out desirable native wildlife. The state declared them a foreign invasive species and they can be hunted without a permit using any legal hunting technique. A landowner can get a permit that allows illegal hunting techniques–hunting over bait, at night, etc.– but, fer cryin’ out loud, no nude hunting. High priestess or not, there are such things as common decency … and poison ivy and poison oak … and ticks and chiggers. FCOL, cover up for boar hunting.

Viergacht
Viergacht
10 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Looks like she’s fixing to make pork chops, maybe she just didn’t want to get blood splatter on her clothes.

We have those hog problems, too.

Joe
Joe
10 years ago
Reply to  Viergacht

But she’s only got a novelty sized screwdriver.

red
red
10 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

If she had bacon wings, she could be the High Priestess of Hog Heaven.

(Only feral cats in my area, and they probably aren’t as good with cereal as bacon is.)

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

Yeah, Priestess. Let’s twist one and inhale. Might make me forget this wretched cover.

Karl
10 years ago

This cover didn’t get the BOAR-ing tag?

Axolotl
Axolotl
10 years ago

The boobage without nipplage…