“AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH, help! I’m being molested by a human, who is putting his hand up my reptilian hoohah!”
James F. Brown
9 years ago
He’s Got Pointy Vulcan Ears (sung to the tune of “She’s Got Bette Davis Eyes”>)
misterfweem
9 years ago
This miiiiight be a veiled anti- (or pro-) Putin propaganda piece, as it vaguely looks like Mr. Spock-Crocodile is standing on the Crimean peninsula. Or it’s my astigmatism acting up again.
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Bald barefoot guy in tee shirt and jeans holding a two legged crocodile while standing on an outline of Switzerland in a rippling pool of mercury. Does confuse. Does not sell book to me.
But. It’s Lt. Glenn Manning from The Amazing Colossal Man in a smash-up re-match with the “dinosaur” from One Million B.C.! No island is big enough for the two of them!!
invader
9 years ago
I can’t help but see that crocodile puking up the background, with the way its mouth is.
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago
“Aw dammit, another one… man, I am SICK of all these crocodiles cluttering up my front lawn! There – and STAY out!”
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Whose feet are those coming out of his jeans?
The background/ground confuses me… What is it supposed to be???
“Ooooh, somebody please hellllp me! I’m a poor, helpless crocodile being kidnapped by a weird, misshapen dwarf bald guy! Helllp, Pleeeeaase!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH, help! I’m being molested by a human, who is putting his hand up my reptilian hoohah!”
He’s Got Pointy Vulcan Ears (sung to the tune of “She’s Got Bette Davis Eyes”>)
This miiiiight be a veiled anti- (or pro-) Putin propaganda piece, as it vaguely looks like Mr. Spock-Crocodile is standing on the Crimean peninsula. Or it’s my astigmatism acting up again.
Bald barefoot guy in tee shirt and jeans holding a two legged crocodile while standing on an outline of Switzerland in a rippling pool of mercury. Does confuse. Does not sell book to me.
I think he is trying to say, “Mr. Spock ALWAYS beats Lizard!”
Bonus points for the fun “Cro” in crocodile.
That echoes the kerning of the crocodile sputum.
Mr. E.C. whateveritisthistime certainly has a knack for fitting letters and things together, doesn’t he?
According to the cover, Crocodile Island is just barely big enough for one bald guy to stand on.
But. It’s Lt. Glenn Manning from The Amazing Colossal Man in a smash-up re-match with the “dinosaur” from One Million B.C.! No island is big enough for the two of them!!
I can’t help but see that crocodile puking up the background, with the way its mouth is.
“Aw dammit, another one… man, I am SICK of all these crocodiles cluttering up my front lawn! There – and STAY out!”