Cold River Resurrection

April 23, 2015

That awkward moment when you realize you have a mountain range right across the bridge of your nose…

Should this cover be in the Lousies?

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Kris

11 years ago

She looks deformed because of it.

“A Novel”… Why, oh why, when IT’S SO OBVIOUSLY FICTION???

Silenia

11 years ago

Reply to Kris

Well, if I read things in the order they’re on the cover, it’s
“Cold River Resurrection
A Novel
An Exciting New Series By Enes Smith”, so apparently, “A Novel” is the name of the series?

red

11 years ago

This is why you should not dry out “Books on VHS” tapes in a microwave oven.

11 years ago

This cover would be greatly improved if they got rid of the girl and cleaned up the fonts.

Kathrite

11 years ago

Reply to L.

I dunno. I think the girl’s kinda cute, with her little puppy-dog nose.

Ericb

11 years ago

The Indian should be crying.