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EricL
EricL
10 years ago

Tip #102- Let your shadow kids ride cut-out bikes on the beach.

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

Tip #103 – Make sure the ocean’s surface is at a steep angle to ensure additional safety.

The dog is barking: Wait! That’s angled the WRONG WAY! The ocean will empty itself on you! YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DROWN!

Catie
Catie
10 years ago

How does ET fit into raising your kids?

EricL
EricL
10 years ago

Tip #104- Work as a team. You run over the dog while I take aim at the kid.

Viergacht
Viergacht
10 years ago

Spokeless bike wheels are safer for your special snowflakes.

Bruce
Bruce
10 years ago

Tip #105 – Don’t bike on the beach when a tidal wave is coming.