Unlawful Presence: A Killer Robot Thriller
Impressive that her breasts can be both fake-looking AND mismatched in size. (h/t Mari)
Unlawful Presence: A Killer Robot Thriller
Impressive that her breasts can be both fake-looking AND mismatched in size. (h/t Mari)
Yeah, ‘cuz, making a robot assassin with fun bags, that makes SO much sense. And the heels–that’s a real plus, for robot stability.
Idiots.
They’re her safety flotation devices. Can’t be having an expensive assassin like that just sink to the bottom of the ocean, now can we?
Her head isn’t centered on her shoulders. That’s the first thing I noticed. Honest.
Things like that are why you never go with the lowest bidder when looking for someone to assemble your killer robot.
Either that, or her uniform is slipping off her right shoulder just as she deserves for gratuitously unzipping it to reveal her ridiculous cleavage like that. Newsflash for users of this kind of “bringing sexy back” cover:
1. Sex doesn’t sell as well as you might think; people remember the sexy stuff more than they remember what you’re selling.
2. With so many others putting sexy gals on their covers, putting one on yours won’t make it stand out the way you hope either.
3. Not all of us guys are into a gal with basketball-sized pontoons on her chest; for me in particular, it fairly screams she’s got surgical implants, which is a major turn-off. Really, if a gal’s gonna wear a catsuit, she should have it properly zipped up over a proportionate slender pair no larger than, say… pomegranates. Even the very amply-endowed Jolene Blalock (who played T’Pol on Star Trek: Enterprise) never sported a pair of globes that big under her catsuit.
But Blalok is a REAL person, with REAL hooters.
Not to mention–and yes, I know that Robots probably don’t sweat or have to worry about that pesky issue–but I live in Phoenix, man, and lemme say, you don’t wanna be wearin’ no Vinyl catsuit here, I can tell ya. Man, woman or Fembot. That much heat inside the vinyl would probably short her wee (or not so wee) assassin circuits.
Not only big, but shiny too!