He is a human filter. The water flows through him and comes out on the other side looking very different. From cascading waterfall to rainbow-hued lake. You know the filter is working because the crow’s nose is lit.
Hehehe. Now that you pointed that out, I can only read it as a crazed football fan wearing one of those hats that had two beer cans with straws and waving a giant foam finger that says Crow Hill #1 on it.
“Yeah! Crow Hill number One! Number One! Whoooooooo!!!!”
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It that guy’s torso translucent? I think I see through it and can see the waterfall.
The bottom of it sure is. I don’t think those are his legs.
The high tech wizardry of scissors and glue fails again.
His shirt appears to be some kind of vortex. Not only does it look translucent, but the birds legs/feet are disappearing into it.
He is a human filter. The water flows through him and comes out on the other side looking very different. From cascading waterfall to rainbow-hued lake. You know the filter is working because the crow’s nose is lit.
And, yeah, I know crow’s usually have beaks, but beaks don’t light up like that. Must be caused by some DNA swaps with a certain red-nosed reindeer.
I just assumed it was a scientifically accurate footless laser crow.
Waterfall? At first I thought the surf’s (way) up. (Saw too many beach movies in my youth.)
Crystal bleh.
Crow Hill #1?
Is that a sneaky way to put #1 on your cover so people ignore the footless floating crow and model and think the author is a bestseller?
Hehehe. Now that you pointed that out, I can only read it as a crazed football fan wearing one of those hats that had two beer cans with straws and waving a giant foam finger that says Crow Hill #1 on it.
“Yeah! Crow Hill number One! Number One! Whoooooooo!!!!”
Give me a “C”!
Where exactly is this hilly, crystal beach anyway?
Also not a crow. That there’s a rook.