My Haunted Apartment

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My Haunted Apartment

To be fair, the only reason this ebook was published was to get out of the lease.

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Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

Lisa, the first woman in history to be haunted by the ghost of a 5.5″ section of clear plastic ruler.

john e. . .
9 years ago

Let’s pretend that everything here is here for a reason.

Ahhhhh! Run! RUN! It’s the very frightening FLOATING CURSOR!

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

Now to be fair, that cursor did die in a pretty horrific System Crash… and only two days left until retirement.

red
red
9 years ago

You know you’re not a cover designer when you use your phone to make the print-ready screen shot of your new cover.

Kris
Kris
9 years ago

1. Doesn’t know how to screen cap, save as a .jpg, and crop.
2. That ain’t no plastic ruler – it’s the ruler across the top of the Word.doc
3. This is a new low in incompetence. I didn’t think things could get worse, and then here it is.

Sneaky Burrito
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

I don’t know, what about “Four Day Trip to New York City?” That’s pretty incompetent.

Tia
Tia
9 years ago
Reply to  Sneaky Burrito

At least for “Four Day Trip to New York City” someone went to the effort of printing the page with the book title and author name AND cutting them out. That along is 200% more effort than what went into this one.

Tia
Tia
9 years ago
Reply to  Tia

Oops, should be *alone*, not along.

Kris
Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  Tia

And it was a real photo. A real BAD photo, but there were real things in it. Real BAD things but… ah screw it.

L.
L.
9 years ago

My Haunted ent

Kris
Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  L.

yup