Condensed version of Planet of the Apes with trains?
Those poor people on the nice warm beach are gonna be mighty pissed when they fall into Ireland. Maybe they can catch a train to get back…except they’ll probably be dead, so…
Kris
10 years ago
What the hell is right.
Tuula
10 years ago
I see someone submitting two covers with beaches, the writer informs her which one is better, but somehow the result is that both end up in the cover. Does not explain the train though. Maybe it is like a sandworm train?
Tia
10 years ago
I kind of like the way the top beach is done so that the blue sky of the lower beach is almost like another body of water against the top beach, but the Crazy Train as the element that ties them together is just…crazy.
NARRATOR: Okay little train, you have a choice of two beaches. The first one is the one above, with people and no mountains. The second one is below you; it’s got no people, but BIIIG mountains. Which one do you want to go to?
TRAIN: The second one. That’s the best.
*bows*
James F. Brown
10 years ago
Wow! It’s Skytrain! And, uh, second is best WHAT? IMDWTK! I don’t want to know…
Nancy
10 years ago
Billy: Mommy why is there a train in the sky?
Mommy: Because it’s a flying train.
Billy: But Mommy, real trains don’t fly.
Mommy: Who said it’s a real train? Just use your IMAGINATION.
Billy: I’d rather imagine a dragon behind barbed wire, where I can only clearly see the barbed wire.
Mommy: That’s disturbing and violent. How’s about I take you to Sky Beach? We can take the flying train to get there.
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That is a whole new level of trip.
If this novel is about taking acid, I think it should win cover of the year.
I’ll second that. Whoa! Dude! Like, wow!
I’ll second that. Whoa! Dude! Like, wow! Blows my mind!
I posted twice! Man oh man, that’s some serious acid, man.
Dave’s not here man!
A bit off the rails, but you should see the Third Best.
[rimshot]
Condensed version of Planet of the Apes with trains?
Those poor people on the nice warm beach are gonna be mighty pissed when they fall into Ireland. Maybe they can catch a train to get back…except they’ll probably be dead, so…
What the hell is right.
I see someone submitting two covers with beaches, the writer informs her which one is better, but somehow the result is that both end up in the cover. Does not explain the train though. Maybe it is like a sandworm train?
I kind of like the way the top beach is done so that the blue sky of the lower beach is almost like another body of water against the top beach, but the Crazy Train as the element that ties them together is just…crazy.
I got it! I worked it out!
NARRATOR: Okay little train, you have a choice of two beaches. The first one is the one above, with people and no mountains. The second one is below you; it’s got no people, but BIIIG mountains. Which one do you want to go to?
TRAIN: The second one. That’s the best.
*bows*
Wow! It’s Skytrain! And, uh, second is best WHAT? IMDWTK! I don’t want to know…
Billy: Mommy why is there a train in the sky?
Mommy: Because it’s a flying train.
Billy: But Mommy, real trains don’t fly.
Mommy: Who said it’s a real train? Just use your IMAGINATION.
Billy: I’d rather imagine a dragon behind barbed wire, where I can only clearly see the barbed wire.
Mommy: That’s disturbing and violent. How’s about I take you to Sky Beach? We can take the flying train to get there.
Billy: ::sigh::