My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf

April 25, 2014

My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf

Proof that (a) Amazon’s algorithm has become self-aware, and (b) it hates me.

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Tags: bad font choice, cut and paste, font overload, image search gone wrong, om-nom-nom de plume, pixelation

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James F. Brown

10 years ago

Hey, Wolfie, got milk?

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Craig

10 years ago

This…this is a parody right? Please don’t let this be for real.

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<img alt='LydiaFC' src='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/1a3e9fc398996b7207b15edcdd68292f?s=64&d=retro&r=g' srcset='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/1a3e9fc398996b7207b15edcdd68292f?s=128&d=retro&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-64 photo' height='64' width='64' decoding='async'/>

LydiaFC

10 years ago

By Bytch Williams? It has got to be a parody, I agree.

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James F. Brown

10 years ago

Reply to LydiaFC

A parody? I’m not so sure. It’s been several decades now since I discovered, much to my dismay, that I was having more and more difficulty distinguishing parody from reality. The times we are living in…

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DED

10 years ago

The title is hilarious. Looked it up on Amazon: horrotica. So it’s erotica and horror, but in this case I think it’s intended to be on the bizarre side. I didn’t dare “look inside”.

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<img alt='LydiaFC' src='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/1a3e9fc398996b7207b15edcdd68292f?s=64&d=retro&r=g' srcset='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/1a3e9fc398996b7207b15edcdd68292f?s=128&d=retro&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-64 photo' height='64' width='64' decoding='async'/>

LydiaFC

10 years ago

Horror? Then what’s the picture of the perky happy cheerleader doing there?

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10 years ago

Reply to LydiaFC

Save the Lactating Cheerleader.

Save the world!

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