LOL! And to think this is Part 2. That implies that there’s a Part 1 out there and the author felt the need to revisit the concept. There could be a series in the works! And each cover will be similarly adorned with whatever piece of furniture she most recently fantasized about having sex on. Eeee gad!
Not just “by” but “written by”. Plus, that white chair will stain.
Ew.
I know. Sorry about that.
I believe that should read “Welcome to My Chamber-Pot.”
This is another example of someone having never seen a book before.
And yet the two lines on this cover are miles better than any of the 50 Shades books.
Isn’t the correct answer “Yes, Mistress” or some such?
(Maybe “Mistress” wouldn’t fit because her chair is too big.)
I see this is part two , not that it helps any.
“Written by,”
If the poor design wasn’t enough to do the job, unnecessary punctuation on the cover will ensure I’ll never bother to read any further.
LOL! And to think this is Part 2. That implies that there’s a Part 1 out there and the author felt the need to revisit the concept. There could be a series in the works! And each cover will be similarly adorned with whatever piece of furniture she most recently fantasized about having sex on. Eeee gad!
It’s at Amazon, the original, the first:
Indie Authors Make Better Lovers
Written by, Vonda Norwood
A Total Fantasy
The title, author credit, summation superimposed on a modern office chair.
http://www.amazon.com/Indie-Authors-Make-Better-Lovers-ebook/dp/B007OON1W4/
Read by, No One