That’s not a thread. It’s a ribbon. Crikey. This cover made me throw up a little in my mouth. :-/ Part for the crappy art and part for the over-used fundy self-pubber’s dream of writing the ultimate salvation book that’s gonna be THE one–as opposed to the 4 million others already out there. You know, like this scenario:
Novice biblical scholar writes book that converts masses after stunning self-designed cover draws millions to read his words.
Not gonna happen, dude!
Jen
10 years ago
Although I like the tapeworm comparisons, I thought it was the latest novelty at the local Christian gift shop; Biblical toilet paper! A new psalm with every wipe!
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Looks more like a badly-drawn golden tapeworm that has a thing about getting inked.
Yeah! The new tat craze: Ink your inner tapeworm… But how’s anybody gonna see it when it’s down there in your gastro-intestinal tract?
At fist glance I thought this was going to be a fantasy book title, now I am disappointed.
Another one that almost makes it. I actually like the artwork…what ruins the cover is the layout and the inept use of type.
That’s not a thread. It’s a ribbon. Crikey. This cover made me throw up a little in my mouth. :-/ Part for the crappy art and part for the over-used fundy self-pubber’s dream of writing the ultimate salvation book that’s gonna be THE one–as opposed to the 4 million others already out there. You know, like this scenario:
Novice biblical scholar writes book that converts masses after stunning self-designed cover draws millions to read his words.
Not gonna happen, dude!
Although I like the tapeworm comparisons, I thought it was the latest novelty at the local Christian gift shop; Biblical toilet paper! A new psalm with every wipe!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!