The Jonny Fann Chronicles: Inscrutable

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The Jonny Fann Chronicles: Inscrutable

And here I thought it had been scruted all to hell.

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Brenda
Brenda
10 years ago

They look like they are in pain on this cover.

Ericb
Ericb
10 years ago

Lamprey Mouth is the new Duck Lips.

Jen
Jen
10 years ago

Either they’re squeezing out a big one or they’re in the throes of ecstasy. Either way, it looks extremely painful.

john e. . .
10 years ago

You are all wrong – they are clearly conjoined twins.

Yes, on top they ARE in pain. Because they are separating their heads without surgery. But you can see below that they are still joined, quite literally, at the hip.

Luckily, they managed to have 3 arms, instead of just two. His fourth arm just happens to be a wolf’s head.

LydiaFC
LydiaFC
10 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

There’s a wolf?

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

This is just an inexcusable attempt. How could any competent author think this is passable artwork???

Sirona
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Answered your own question with that “competent author” bit. I’m guessing an author with that much brain function would know better. 😉

Kris
Kris
10 years ago
Reply to  Sirona

TouchĂ© 😉

Jim
Jim
10 years ago

There’s something fun (though certainly not *good*) about this cover; it looks like a bootleg DVD cover for a Hong Kong action movie.

Nancy
Nancy
10 years ago

The two in the back are going, “Oh, man, why am I on this cover, why, WHY?”

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

Uuh. Grunt. Push. Yeah, squeeze that cover art til it fits. Never mind what it does to the people.

And never mind any weird perspective stuff, like that gun the dude on the left is holding.

Sirona
10 years ago

The faces in the back look like mummies–and about as lifelike. I wanna see the one on the left take a bite outta that gun.