Maybe this cover looks good on crack? Hence the title? It sort of goes with the bonus title, too…
LydiaFC
10 years ago
If you took that photo at the top right corner out, and got rid of most of the text, especially the horrid orange strip at the side, and maybe a better font?
Take Cover
10 years ago
If that guy in the bath is trying to electrocute himself, he needs to plug that in. Or if he’s trying to open a vein, he needs a blade, not a piece of wire wrapped around his wrist. And if it’s supposed to be a tourniquet for the metaphorical needle in his heart, then he’s doing that wrong as well. I mean srsly, wtf is going on there?
invader
10 years ago
I just want to know how small is that bathtub, they look like they are gonna have one heck of a time trying to get out of it.
“So… you want me to get in this bath in my shorts?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“Just do it. Oh, and can you wrap this string round your wrist as well?”
“What? Oh jeez, okay… god, this bath is small…”
“Okay, now just stay like that…”
“What are you doing? Why are you taking a picture of me – hey, you’re not gonna post that on Facebook, are you?”
“No, shut up and keep still, I’m nearly done”
“I CAN’T keep still, I’m getting cramp – owwwww I wanna get OUT!!!”
“NOOOO, not yet I haven’t fin – aw crap, you idiot! Oh well, I suppose that’ll have to do…”
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Maybe this cover looks good on crack? Hence the title? It sort of goes with the bonus title, too…
If you took that photo at the top right corner out, and got rid of most of the text, especially the horrid orange strip at the side, and maybe a better font?
If that guy in the bath is trying to electrocute himself, he needs to plug that in. Or if he’s trying to open a vein, he needs a blade, not a piece of wire wrapped around his wrist. And if it’s supposed to be a tourniquet for the metaphorical needle in his heart, then he’s doing that wrong as well. I mean srsly, wtf is going on there?
I just want to know how small is that bathtub, they look like they are gonna have one heck of a time trying to get out of it.
Help. Heather’s fallen and she can’t get up.
After-murder selfie, anyone?
“So… you want me to get in this bath in my shorts?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“Just do it. Oh, and can you wrap this string round your wrist as well?”
“What? Oh jeez, okay… god, this bath is small…”
“Okay, now just stay like that…”
“What are you doing? Why are you taking a picture of me – hey, you’re not gonna post that on Facebook, are you?”
“No, shut up and keep still, I’m nearly done”
“I CAN’T keep still, I’m getting cramp – owwwww I wanna get OUT!!!”
“NOOOO, not yet I haven’t fin – aw crap, you idiot! Oh well, I suppose that’ll have to do…”