Steel Phantom

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Steel Phantom

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DED
DED
8 years ago

Wow! Took my eyes a while to focus enough to make out what was in the picture.

Grackle
Grackle
8 years ago
Reply to  DED

I’m still having trouble. Half a naked woman and a fuzzy welding helmet?

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  Grackle

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh…

OMG, is that mask wearing a cartoon set of shoulders, climbing up ON that woman? Mother of God..

I’ll say this for it. It’s got 6 Degrees of Creep and 52 Shades of Yuck.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Angela in Pittsburgh has visions of being abducted to an abandoned steel mill by a phantom in a welding mask. Invokes visions of The Phantom of the Opera as The Man in the Iron Mask. Add a soundtrack by an industrial metal band …

Trivia: Steel Phantom from 1991-2000 (Phantom’s Revenge since 2000), is a top 10 roller coaster at Kennywood park near Pittsburgh.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

… opened the large cover JPG on a hi-res 13×8.25″ screen, zoom 150%, ….

Looks like a giant set of muscular shoulders with a face in a metal mask holding a naked woman on a gray cushion.

It does not work at thumbnail or typical “Amazon recommends” ad sizes.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago

It’s Kylo Ren! Wearing a naked-woman-scarf!

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  L-Plate Pen

THAT one was really good. +1!

RK
RK
8 years ago

“Dog. Dog with head split in half.”

Gary
Gary
8 years ago
Reply to  RK

Hurm?

Gary
Gary
8 years ago

Coming never to a theater near you.