In The Beginning

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In The Beginning

And if you think the author’s labeling of himself as “storyteller” is unbearably twee, just wait until you read the book’s Amazon description.

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red
red
8 years ago

This site has rotted my brain cell.

I keep reading the title as “HAUNTED By the BILLIONAIRE Road Not Taken.”

Grackle
Grackle
8 years ago
Reply to  red

Of course, Chuck Tingle’s covers are INTENTIONALLY awful…!

misterfweem
8 years ago

So I have to swim through an “Explanation,” a “Disclaimer,” a “Dedication,” the table of contents, acknowledgements, a preface, and a prologue before I get to the content of the book?

Almost forgot the black and white photo of either the author or character. Who knows?

Ain’t NOBODY got time fo’ dat.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago

Allen, sweetie… you might want to hire a professional to do your PR for you. Or fire the one you’ve got.

DED
DED
8 years ago

This one is hilarious!

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

Perspective off much? Looks like a footpath that grows rapidly and splits into the bright road taken and the dark road not.

Dave
8 years ago

I like the way some of the text has been laid onto the image and THEN stretched/rotated, taking some of the trees with it. Classy.