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It would probably be more convincing if the cover designer had ever actually seen a porn star before. Or any woman.
It would probably be more convincing if the cover designer had ever actually seen a porn star before. Or any woman.
I mean really? How can her crotch be on fire if she’s sitting in water with fishes floating by and a frog with his tongue hanging out. Maybe the author is trying to be cute. The fish swimming toward the womans….and then the frog with a long tongue. So what’s with the leaf? I give up.
If your neither reigns are on fire you need to see someone pronto.
The sub-title is funny, though. At least for my admittedly juvenile sense of humor. And as much as I like to see erotica covers with some other subject than naked chests and near-naked breasts, the illustration sucks. Looks like a kid drew it (which is creepy, you know?)
And even creepier that it could be mistaken for a kid’s book, of not for the title.
I think the dolphin’s a tattoo maybe. Beyond that, I have no comment on this train wreck.
The dolphin tatoo makes it so groovy and New Age wonderful.
And Froggie really needs to reel his tongue back in before it drags on the ground. Oh, my bad… too late!
Penicillin wouldn’t even cure this cover.