For the luvva Mike Brady, the planet’s gone egg-shaped! Only a truly talented amateur could screw up the aspect ratio on planet earth.
Hey, is that a Corellian cruiser up there among the stars? Careful, Ray, Disney’s got rights to Star Wars now and their lawyers are rabid. Or maybe that’s the ship from Spaceballs, in which case you only have to fear Mel Brooks.
I just noticed the dude sitting above the schooner. Looks like he’s got a mast up his a$$. Youch!
Hmmmm, I see one really big copyright violation in this photomontage.
James F. Brown
10 years ago
As we all know, a good time travel book ALWAYS has spaceships and a T Rex on the cover.
All the other stuff? Meh.
Bruce
10 years ago
I think you’re going to need to be a time traveler to get away from those Disney lawyers.
Take Cover
10 years ago
So this is what Cloud Atlas fanfic would look like. If it existed.
C. M. Kenyon
10 years ago
Wow, a Star Destroyer and Zeus from the Age of Mythology boxart. I think this is a new level of laziness, I mean at least make sure the images you’re stealing aren’t from major products.
Axolotl
10 years ago
Is that Greek god bloke on the bottom left pinched from Age of Empires?
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cover118.jpg)
For the luvva Mike Brady, the planet’s gone egg-shaped! Only a truly talented amateur could screw up the aspect ratio on planet earth.
Hey, is that a Corellian cruiser up there among the stars? Careful, Ray, Disney’s got rights to Star Wars now and their lawyers are rabid. Or maybe that’s the ship from Spaceballs, in which case you only have to fear Mel Brooks.
I just noticed the dude sitting above the schooner. Looks like he’s got a mast up his a$$. Youch!
Does he have a head? I can’t even tell…
I think he’s sitting in an electric chair balanced on the mast. And his head is seriously deformed.
Hmmmm, I see one really big copyright violation in this photomontage.
As we all know, a good time travel book ALWAYS has spaceships and a T Rex on the cover.
All the other stuff? Meh.
I think you’re going to need to be a time traveler to get away from those Disney lawyers.
So this is what Cloud Atlas fanfic would look like. If it existed.
Wow, a Star Destroyer and Zeus from the Age of Mythology boxart. I think this is a new level of laziness, I mean at least make sure the images you’re stealing aren’t from major products.
Is that Greek god bloke on the bottom left pinched from Age of Empires?
http://media.moddb.com/images/games/1/1/102/age-of-mythology_front.jpg
Oh yes. But I’m sure Microsoft won’t care enough to, y’know, start up a lawsuit or anything drastic like that.