The Canker Death

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The Canker Death

Hellooo, nightmare fuel!

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Kris
Kris
10 years ago

The longer I look, the worse it gets.

hotclaws
hotclaws
10 years ago

” The owls are not what they seem “

Brenda
Brenda
10 years ago

Is this the tree from the Wizard of Oz?

Sirona
10 years ago

I think it’s a tree from Invasion of the Body Snatchers, only instead of a human head on a dog, they’re on a creepy tree.

Good font choices. Interesting title. Basic graphics are okay. This could’ve been a decent cover if only those human faces weren’t growing out of that tree.

Take Cover
Take Cover
10 years ago
Reply to  Sirona

I agree — take away those ridiculous faces and the absurd owl and this would have been a pretty good cover.

Except… Canker Death?? Hmm, so this is a book about malignant oak galls?? I guess we’re straight back to WTF again after all.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

“The Canker Death”

Def: Canker: An ulceration, especially of the lips or lining of the mouth.

Wow! Now that’s a book title that really makes me wanna click on “Look Inside.”

…NOT

john e. . .
10 years ago

So, a Velociraptor, an old crone, Julia Roberts, and Vincent Van Gogh go into a bar . . .

Did I miss anyone?

Oh yeah – photobombing tree face. (He’s there at the bottom – I nearly missed him, but managed to overcome my survivor instincts long enough to stare at the picture for almost 45 seconds!)

Jen
Jen
10 years ago

This cover is a stoner’s nightmare.

john e. . .
10 years ago
Reply to  Jen

Are you trying to tell us something, Jen? Something about yourself? Don’t worry! You can trust us.

Jen
Jen
10 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

Some days it’s so hard to be discreet.

Wendy Christopher
10 years ago

“While Gandalf disguised himself as a tree, Frodo and Sam hid in his foliage…”

Ewww, did this book cover just invent Tolkien Porn?