Powerful farts there, dude. Please don’t light them on fire again or you will burn up the universe.
Are those ninja swords implanted in your chest? Or are they coming out of your sleeves?
Why are those hula hoops about to attack that poor spaceship?
jic
9 years ago
Maybe taking up martial arts would help him focus? Oh. Never mind.
The description reads like a game of post-apocalyptic Mad Libs.
Kris
9 years ago
At least he has etiquette skills. Just LOOK at those raised pinkies!
I didn’t know they taught ninjutsu at the University of Texas.
Waffles
9 years ago
GWAR! GWAR! Hehehehe GWAR! Danananananana!
(laughs) Shut up Beavis.
RK
9 years ago
Said Rob Heinsman: “Of course it’ll sell! It’s got a ninja emerging from a flame, a space-ship, a battle mech, and a bunch of Olympic-themed flying chakrams in it! How can that not be awesome!?”
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago
Why does this cover fill me with an urge to go “Dun-dun-DUUUUUURRRRR!!!” ?
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cover123.jpg)
Powerful farts there, dude. Please don’t light them on fire again or you will burn up the universe.
Are those ninja swords implanted in your chest? Or are they coming out of your sleeves?
Why are those hula hoops about to attack that poor spaceship?
Maybe taking up martial arts would help him focus? Oh. Never mind.
The description reads like a game of post-apocalyptic Mad Libs.
At least he has etiquette skills. Just LOOK at those raised pinkies!
I didn’t know they taught ninjutsu at the University of Texas.
GWAR! GWAR! Hehehehe GWAR! Danananananana!
(laughs) Shut up Beavis.
Said Rob Heinsman: “Of course it’ll sell! It’s got a ninja emerging from a flame, a space-ship, a battle mech, and a bunch of Olympic-themed flying chakrams in it! How can that not be awesome!?”
Why does this cover fill me with an urge to go “Dun-dun-DUUUUUURRRRR!!!” ?