The guy’s skin looks like Kramer’s did after he basted himself in butter and fell asleep in the sun. Real nice and crispy.
seaturtles
8 years ago
“i’m sorry, i can’t hear your critique over my glistening, buttery pecs.”
(also, it looks like he just kind of shoved her aside so he could take center stage on the cover)
red
8 years ago
Any chance it’s a fire-breathing dragon?
James
8 years ago
Gee look at that 77 reviews from people who have read the book and NOT one mentioned butter.
I think there is less wrong with the cover than the attitudes presented here.
Genre : Romance
so I guess we need the pecs because it is targeted at women
the only real thing wrong with it is the image has been over processed
Considering the crap that comes through here, I’d give this one a pass. Does it make mistakes? Sure. But it’s not bad enough to get more than a “meh” from me.
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
There are artifacts from over processing, the models are supposed to be together but she’s hi-res, he’s low-res, they are lit from different directions, one light source is reddish and one is greenish. Cut’n’paste.
This cover also makes me think of the Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders ads. Those commercials annoy me. Even though its George Hamilton and he has costarred with Susan Pleshette.
The guy’s skin looks like Kramer’s did after he basted himself in butter and fell asleep in the sun. Real nice and crispy.
“i’m sorry, i can’t hear your critique over my glistening, buttery pecs.”
(also, it looks like he just kind of shoved her aside so he could take center stage on the cover)
Any chance it’s a fire-breathing dragon?
Gee look at that 77 reviews from people who have read the book and NOT one mentioned butter.
I think there is less wrong with the cover than the attitudes presented here.
Genre : Romance
so I guess we need the pecs because it is targeted at women
the only real thing wrong with it is the image has been over processed
James:
Well…that font is pretty bad. The font treatment–not bad at all. But the readability of that font? Ixnay.
Yes, the rest is pretty trite, and that always gets some heat around here. 😉
well, james, who ever said that buttery pecs were what was wrong with it? i sure didn’t!
the cover itself is dull, badly posed, and yes, overdone, and that’s more than enough.
Considering the crap that comes through here, I’d give this one a pass. Does it make mistakes? Sure. But it’s not bad enough to get more than a “meh” from me.
There are artifacts from over processing, the models are supposed to be together but she’s hi-res, he’s low-res, they are lit from different directions, one light source is reddish and one is greenish. Cut’n’paste.
This cover also makes me think of the Extra Crispy Colonel Sanders ads. Those commercials annoy me. Even though its George Hamilton and he has costarred with Susan Pleshette.