Brides & Babies for The Lonely Indians??? No wonder they need to write CLEAN in caps, because my mind is going in ALL THE WRONG PLACES. Yuck. The baby is having the same reaction, just look at the expression of utter disgust on the poor baby’s face.
The expression and the angle gave me the impression on first glance that the baby is is either escaping, or being violently ejected from this cover. Either way, go baby, find a better cover!
Lydia
8 years ago
Why are the brides unwanted if the Indians are so lonely?
I’m actually amusing myself with the baby’s expression.
“What?! What do you mean I’m unwanted? What kind of BS is that? I did all this work, squeezed through an unnaturally small space, into this cold air and world, and NOW, NOW you tell me you don’t want me? Are you effing kidding me?”
Brides & Babies for The Lonely Indians??? No wonder they need to write CLEAN in caps, because my mind is going in ALL THE WRONG PLACES. Yuck. The baby is having the same reaction, just look at the expression of utter disgust on the poor baby’s face.
The expression and the angle gave me the impression on first glance that the baby is is either escaping, or being violently ejected from this cover. Either way, go baby, find a better cover!
Why are the brides unwanted if the Indians are so lonely?
That is a huge baby.
Yes, that is a very Yuge baby. A GREAT baby. Many many people have said, that is a Giant Beautiful baby.
And by my quick calculations that Baby will be 18 feet tall with a head the size of a beer keg.
The Amazing Colossal Baby.
LOL. I bet it was lotsa fun delivering it! 🙂
And I wouldn’t want to be the OB nurse tasked with catching it when it pops out! 🙁
Jebus, keep that thing away from me! There’s quite a strong horror vibe in the overall mix here. Are those plumes of hellsmoke drifting from its head?
I love all the alternate titles. We can make a game of it:
Is it, “Indian Unwanted – Bride & Her Baby 2?” or
“Indian – Unwanted Bride & Her Baby 2?”
Is the 2 short for “too?” Or is that the baby’s name?
But Nathan’s source says the cover is missing a bunch of stuff. It should be:
“Mail Order Bride: CLEAN Western Historical Romance : The Indian’s Unwanted Bride & Her Baby (Brides & Babies for The Lonely Indians Book2)”
What a CF of BS.
These titles are starting to make me dizzy. When you need two semicolons and parentheses in your title it’s time to start considering paring it down.
sorry, make that two colons.
I’m actually amusing myself with the baby’s expression.
“What?! What do you mean I’m unwanted? What kind of BS is that? I did all this work, squeezed through an unnaturally small space, into this cold air and world, and NOW, NOW you tell me you don’t want me? Are you effing kidding me?”
(n.b.: like the font.)