Wow. Just when I thought I’ve seen everything. Someone please tell me this is a parody.
Catie
8 years ago
The blurb is definitely out of this world:
Warning: The tale you are about to read is a story of sexual creatures, human or otherwise. This tale is for adults 18 and up.
Kara leads a very boring life in a small boring town in the middle of nowhere. She spends every Friday night on the hood of her car staring at the starry sky above wishing she could see the world. That’s not what I expected her to be doing on a hood of a car on a Friday night in a boring town with nothing else to do.
Little does she know that alien eyes have been watching her for some time. After a quick abduction, one particular alien makes the young woman an offer that is out of this world.
Does she have it in her to say no to their temptation? Dude, you’ve been abducted. Will she be probed like all those people on those alien documentaries? Is that a hypothetical question? Of course she’ll be probed. Like no other before her. Will they go where no one has gone before? Depends if Kara’s a virgin. At front and at the back.
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“Who loves ya baby?”
The stock photo isn’t the only thing being overused,.. or should I say exploited?
Sick and tired of the words “shades” and “grey” being used in a title.
I thought this one was funny. 🙂
Wow. Just when I thought I’ve seen everything. Someone please tell me this is a parody.
The blurb is definitely out of this world:
Warning: The tale you are about to read is a story of sexual creatures, human or otherwise. This tale is for adults 18 and up.
Kara leads a very boring life in a small boring town in the middle of nowhere. She spends every Friday night on the hood of her car staring at the starry sky above wishing she could see the world. That’s not what I expected her to be doing on a hood of a car on a Friday night in a boring town with nothing else to do.
Little does she know that alien eyes have been watching her for some time. After a quick abduction, one particular alien makes the young woman an offer that is out of this world.
Does she have it in her to say no to their temptation? Dude, you’ve been abducted. Will she be probed like all those people on those alien documentaries? Is that a hypothetical question? Of course she’ll be probed. Like no other before her. Will they go where no one has gone before? Depends if Kara’s a virgin. At front and at the back.
Like ‘Twilight,’ but with aliens then? Wonder if they sparkle?
She’ll sparkle when he sticks a light probe up her butt.
For the love of… has that woman on the cover never heard of ‘Slenderman’ then? RUN AWAY, YOU SILLY WOMAN, DON’T READ THE PAGES…!
There are different shades of Roswell greys?