Werewolf Romance: Menage Romance: The Rogue (Paranormal Invasion Bad Boy and Nerd Shifter Romance) (Fantasy Threesome Sci-Fi Contemporary Alpha Male New Adult and College Werewolf Short Stories)

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Werewolf Romance: Menage Romance: The Rogue (Paranormal Invasion Bad Boy and Nerd Shifter Romance) (Fantasy Threesome Sci-Fi Contemporary Alpha Male New Adult and College Werewolf Short Stories)

There’s no indication that this is meant to be a parody, but jeez louise…

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Bruce
Bruce
8 years ago

Nerd shifter?

Catie
Catie
8 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Shit, I didn’t even notice that in all that text. What does nerd shifter mean? ‘Bad Boy’ shifts into a nerd on a full moon? Nerd shifts into a Bad Boy? Isn’t that Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?

Catie
Catie
8 years ago

Another Rouge *groans*. Nathan, how do you find these things? Search Amazon for “Rogue crappy cover”?

And would someone please tell this author that keywords go in the “Keywords” textbox, not the “Title”? (Oh, looks like someone already has, because the link leads to an error page, but I did find it on Amazon under a much more normal title – and the same crappy cover.)

Looking at the cover itself, I can’t help but wonder why wolfie wasn’t put in front of the shirtless guy to hide the fact he’s actually a disembodied torso?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

I think some of these books are computer generated from keywords using tags like “Werewolf Romance: Menage Romance: The Rogue (Paranormal Invasion Bad Boy and Nerd Shifter Romance) (Fantasy Threesome Sci-Fi Contemporary Alpha Male New Adult and College Werewolf Short Stories)” to trigger the paste-in of boiler plate text.

Only in this case the keyword tags got pasted over the title.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
8 years ago

His moobs are bigger than her mammaries. Sad… 🙁

Catie
Catie
8 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

Speak for yourself ;P. I rather like his moobs.

Melissa
Melissa
8 years ago

Complete with an Alaskan Malamute.

Take Cover
Take Cover
8 years ago
Reply to  Melissa

His(?) little button nose is adorable. I’d like to think it’s embossed.

Lydia
Lydia
8 years ago
Reply to  Melissa

A malamute with a mustache.

red
red
8 years ago

The only thing missing from this cover is Bigfoot.

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  red

Ba-dum-DUM!

Catie
Catie
8 years ago
Reply to  red

Duh. Bigfoot is missing from ALL the covers.

Catie
Catie
8 years ago
Reply to  Catie

He’s the antipode of wolfie. Wolfie is there even when he shouldn’t be. Bigfoot is not there even when he should be. If the two of them ever got on the same cover, the universe would implode.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago

Six-Pack Man would like to tell you how embarrassed he is to be on this cover, but someone slapped a letter ‘E’ over his mouth.

Also ‘Werewolf and Billionaire Menage Romance?’ ‘Fifty Shades of Grey Wolves’ then?