Shit, I didn’t even notice that in all that text. What does nerd shifter mean? ‘Bad Boy’ shifts into a nerd on a full moon? Nerd shifts into a Bad Boy? Isn’t that Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Catie
8 years ago
Another Rouge *groans*. Nathan, how do you find these things? Search Amazon for “Rogue crappy cover”?
And would someone please tell this author that keywords go in the “Keywords” textbox, not the “Title”? (Oh, looks like someone already has, because the link leads to an error page, but I did find it on Amazon under a much more normal title – and the same crappy cover.)
Looking at the cover itself, I can’t help but wonder why wolfie wasn’t put in front of the shirtless guy to hide the fact he’s actually a disembodied torso?
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
I think some of these books are computer generated from keywords using tags like “Werewolf Romance: Menage Romance: The Rogue (Paranormal Invasion Bad Boy and Nerd Shifter Romance) (Fantasy Threesome Sci-Fi Contemporary Alpha Male New Adult and College Werewolf Short Stories)” to trigger the paste-in of boiler plate text.
Only in this case the keyword tags got pasted over the title.
He’s the antipode of wolfie. Wolfie is there even when he shouldn’t be. Bigfoot is not there even when he should be. If the two of them ever got on the same cover, the universe would implode.
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago
Six-Pack Man would like to tell you how embarrassed he is to be on this cover, but someone slapped a letter ‘E’ over his mouth.
Also ‘Werewolf and Billionaire Menage Romance?’ ‘Fifty Shades of Grey Wolves’ then?
Nerd shifter?
Shit, I didn’t even notice that in all that text. What does nerd shifter mean? ‘Bad Boy’ shifts into a nerd on a full moon? Nerd shifts into a Bad Boy? Isn’t that Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Another Rouge *groans*. Nathan, how do you find these things? Search Amazon for “Rogue crappy cover”?
And would someone please tell this author that keywords go in the “Keywords” textbox, not the “Title”? (Oh, looks like someone already has, because the link leads to an error page, but I did find it on Amazon under a much more normal title – and the same crappy cover.)
Looking at the cover itself, I can’t help but wonder why wolfie wasn’t put in front of the shirtless guy to hide the fact he’s actually a disembodied torso?
I think some of these books are computer generated from keywords using tags like “Werewolf Romance: Menage Romance: The Rogue (Paranormal Invasion Bad Boy and Nerd Shifter Romance) (Fantasy Threesome Sci-Fi Contemporary Alpha Male New Adult and College Werewolf Short Stories)” to trigger the paste-in of boiler plate text.
Only in this case the keyword tags got pasted over the title.
His moobs are bigger than her mammaries. Sad… 🙁
Speak for yourself ;P. I rather like his moobs.
Complete with an Alaskan Malamute.
His(?) little button nose is adorable. I’d like to think it’s embossed.
A malamute with a mustache.
The only thing missing from this cover is Bigfoot.
Ba-dum-DUM!
Duh. Bigfoot is missing from ALL the covers.
He’s the antipode of wolfie. Wolfie is there even when he shouldn’t be. Bigfoot is not there even when he should be. If the two of them ever got on the same cover, the universe would implode.
Six-Pack Man would like to tell you how embarrassed he is to be on this cover, but someone slapped a letter ‘E’ over his mouth.
Also ‘Werewolf and Billionaire Menage Romance?’ ‘Fifty Shades of Grey Wolves’ then?