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Bruce
Bruce
11 years ago

Fall back in love with yourself and cut your legs off. A sure way to lose weight.

Rob
Rob
11 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

I would say wearing those pants/shorts/leg abominations justified cutting off the legs in this case. Now, the 8-bit sushi, on the other hand….

Jen
Jen
11 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

THAT’s funny!

Kris
Kris
11 years ago

Clown pants and no-carb rice? What?

Jen
Jen
11 years ago
Reply to  Kris

It’s Mr. Clean feelin’ some serious Gay Pride and dieting all at the same time!

Jake
Jake
11 years ago

A guy named McLean writes a book on low carbs? I guess McFit and McScrappy were already taken.

red
red
11 years ago

Looks like that “love” part fell on backwards.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
11 years ago

1. I wanna pair of pants like his.

2. “John Mc_LEAN_”? LOL! Omnomdeplume?

Jen
Jen
11 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

Oh James, you silly. You DO NOT want pants like those. Not if they were the last pair of pants on earth.

Jaha Knight
11 years ago

Levitate above your food; a sure way to lose weight–don’t touch it.

Brenda
Brenda
11 years ago

I guess he’s so proud of the weight he lost that he just had to put on something tight and fitting. Look at that body! Don’t you want one like his? Wow!

Lauren
11 years ago

I thought I was tripping balls, then I realized no, he wore those pants himself.

Wendy Christopher
11 years ago

If I ‘learn to love myself’ to that extent do I have to dress like that as well?

*reaches for a cake and pasta sandwich*