Key West Storm Warning November 3, 2013NathanCovers5 Comments Key West Storm Warning Pro Tip: You should be able to tell your book cover apart from a Payless Drugs Halloween Sale flyer. pixelation text and more text Previous postThe End of Time Next postMy Cats: A Memoir of Cats I Have Known
Please stop yelling at me.
“Best Selling Author” eh? Well, that’s sure to make me wanna buy the book… in spite of the crappy font and overkill cover text.
(FWIW, shameless, narcissistic self-promos of this sort on a book cover have EXACTLY the opposite effect on me from what was intended.)
Typo in the cover. This doesn’t bode well.
Look, you could have included another line of text, there, in the middle? Or made Best Selling Author font bigger.
The TV news had better over the shoulder graphics for Hurricane Sandy. What the hell am I even looking at?