The World is My Fire Hydrant

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The World is My Fire Hydrant

Including the world-renowned first essay, “Things I’ve Peed On.”

Bonus: Equal time for cats peeing on all the same stuff!

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The World is My Litter Box

 

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Kregger
11 years ago

Megalomaniacal Kitty. There’s only one cure for that…burlap.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
11 years ago

Aieeeee! Crazy Cat Lady Book! The title is so, um, appetizing…

Not for one second do I believe cats wrote this. Into the litter box with it.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
11 years ago

Oh, I guess it’s equal time for dogs, too. Another really appetizing title…

red
red
11 years ago

These two must be congresscritters.

Jen
Jen
11 years ago

To the tune “He’s got the whole world in his hands” I’m changing it to “They’ve got the whole world in their paws”. Also, they must be magic if they can sing and write.

Becuma
Becuma
11 years ago

This makes me wonder what Jacquie D’Alessandro thinks people do with oysters.

Zach Payne
11 years ago

you’d think, if you were a NYT bestselling author, you could get somebody else to design your covers . . .