CIA PROJECT: AMAZON: Book One: Bellona (THE ARUYAMAN SCROLLS 1)

December 18, 2014

Step #1: Make, contract, or find good cover art.

Step #2: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Step #3: Done!

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EricL

10 years ago

The amazon fantasy warrior on the cover totally fits to the book blurb. It just screams CIA, terrorists, drug lords, and gangs… doesn’t it?

Step 1: Pick cover art that has no association with book contents
Step 2: Try to hide the inappropriate picture behind lots of text
Step 3: Give up and publish it anyway.

10 years ago

When She’Ra doesn’t keep her eyebrows regularly plucked, they grow into the shape of capital A’s.

Waffles

10 years ago

Reply to L.

Eyebrow extensions are all the rage in Amazon culture, darling.

Naaman Brown

10 years ago

Contemporary tale of an praeternaturally strong female undercover agent ex-military. It starts with a “PROLONGUE” set in today’s Miami underworld. Not a “PROLOGUE” or prolog but “PROLONGUE”, Spanish for “prolonged” as in “drawn out”, as the intro for a short 46 page story. The cover art shouts swords and sorcery fantasy because it’s CIA Project: Amazon.

jic

10 years ago

Reply to Naaman Brown

I’m not entirely sure, but I think it actually is a fantasy series. I think the main character is *literally* an Amazon working for a present-day intelligence agency. In other words, it’s the premise of *Wonder Woman*

Kris

10 years ago

“How to Title a Book” – An LBC Game!
Replace each word in CAPS with a word of that type.

ACRONYM: ADJECTIVE: Book One (because it is always “Book One”): MAKE UP A NAME (The MAKE UP ANOTHER MORE OBSCURE NAME NOUN 1)(Because “Book One” is never clear enough.)

WTF: Androgynous: Book One: Werthdyl (The Gwantral Oven 1)

YOUR TURN! 😀

Catie

9 years ago

Reply to Kris

LGBT: Incestuous: Book One: Undabo’ob (The Ishravar Ovaries 1)

This might be a good drinking game. Each time someone comes up with a title that’s not very funny, you take a drink, because you’re obviously not drunk enough.

red

10 years ago

> THE ARUYAMAN SCROLLS

YESIDAMAN AND IKEEPASCROLLIN

joiless

9 years ago

Y U NO USE STROKE TOOL