‘Wynter’s’ and Blaqk Inkk Productions? Is this one of those ‘deliberately pretend you can’t spell’ things? Did Black Ink Productions already exist and they couldn’t think of another name that was spelt properly? And what publisher uses ink in a colour other than black? Is ‘Fallon’ the author’s name?
Or is all the bad spelling weirdness just to redirect from the image of an enormous sparkling boob and a bad drawing of a panther thrown together with no grasp of perspective?
My eyes are bleeding! The content is worse than the cover!
Jen
11 years ago
Well here’s a new visual atrocity. Slut in high heels with a growling panther between her legs.
Is this book about beastiality? It sure implies it.
Maybe the gods up above didn’t like what they saw so decided to blast them with a lightening bolt.
Daniel
11 years ago
It’s awful. The cover is horrid, the Look Inside portion is unreadable, it’s so bad…
It may not make you feel any better, but check out the writing quality of this book’s 5-star reviews; it appears to be geared toward quite the niche audience.
‘Wynter’s’ and Blaqk Inkk Productions? Is this one of those ‘deliberately pretend you can’t spell’ things? Did Black Ink Productions already exist and they couldn’t think of another name that was spelt properly? And what publisher uses ink in a colour other than black? Is ‘Fallon’ the author’s name?
Or is all the bad spelling weirdness just to redirect from the image of an enormous sparkling boob and a bad drawing of a panther thrown together with no grasp of perspective?
Is it just me or is her hair purple?
Hey, can you see my pussy? (Apologies to Mrs. Slocombe.)
That’s exactly the kind of punchline I felt I couldn’t use. Because I’m too classy.
@ Nathan
Golly, gee. And here I thought BBC TV was considered “classy” on this side of the Atlantic…
Ref: Downton Abby and all its rave reviews. But it’s really just a soap opera about the British Upper Class.
Guess I’m just not “classy!” 🙂
No, you’re classy. Just not as classy as I am.
I’m reluctant to abscond with Jim’s punch line, but I’d rate you two as 100% class.
(maybe with a little rounding here and there)
Check out the “Look Inside”. Wow.
OMG! I’m stunned. Nobody could write that bad *deliberately*! It’s so awful it’s… it’s… words simply fail me.
And there are major formatting problems, too.
My eyes are bleeding! The content is worse than the cover!
Well here’s a new visual atrocity. Slut in high heels with a growling panther between her legs.
Is this book about beastiality? It sure implies it.
Maybe the gods up above didn’t like what they saw so decided to blast them with a lightening bolt.
It’s awful. The cover is horrid, the Look Inside portion is unreadable, it’s so bad…
But it’s selling better than my books! *cry*
It may not make you feel any better, but check out the writing quality of this book’s 5-star reviews; it appears to be geared toward quite the niche audience.
True. I’m pretty certain I couldn’t hit that niche even if I tried.
There is a niche audience who’s education level is such that they don’t notice the mistakes.
Should I just be glad they are reading SOMETHING?
Wow, she must’ve polished her boob for AGES to get it THAT shiny.