Barbarian Toy Boy October 6, 2013NathanCovers11 Comments Barbarian Toy Boy I didn’t want you thinking that that last “Mudflat Magic” cover was somehow not indicative of the series. bad font choice image search gone wrong MS Paint reborn! pixelation Previous postSeptember Tango Next postRevelations Coming
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I take it that big grey slash in the middle is supposed to be a sword and that he’s using it to… smack her upside the head? He’s already knocked the top of her head flat so why not the side.
I thought maybe it was the guy’s skateboard!
Is he really a “toy boy”? That explains his fuzzy-plush appearance… 😉
I prefer “boy toys” myself…
At first I thought “mud flap” said mud flap or muffet.
This whole cover is so lame it pisses me off.
Oh, you know what I mean. I meant “mud FLAT” looked like it said “mud flap”.
This is what happens when I’ve had a few.
I particularly enjoy the yellow awkwardly-scribbled handle on the sword-ish gray shape, and the fact that Mudflat Magic isn’t centered in it.
That kid looks hardly barbarian.
And the girl hardly looks Asian.
All your bad cover are now belong us.
Not only are the fonts terrible, but what the hell is going on with the drop shadows?!?
Oh boy. Bad BAD fonts, bad pixalation, bad drawing computer skills… *shutters* and the colors are shot to h*ll.