The Pirate’s Wraith

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The Pirate’s Wraith

His hair. Holy cow, his hair.

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Take Cover
Take Cover
11 years ago

The young lady seems to like it too. It is very… silky. Must be all that UV and fresh salt air.

Also, it’s ‘wraith’, not ‘wrath’, although that makes it hard not to read the original as a story about a bunch of lithping pirateth running a wraith.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
11 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

What are they running a wraith from? The speech therapist? Aarrgh!

Rob
Rob
11 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

Maybe it’s time for a spelling tag as well?

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
11 years ago

Holy Hogwarts! Is that Lucius Malfoy on the cover?

Jesse Jace
11 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

I was thinking more along the lines of Christopher Lambert in Mortal Kombat.

Jen
Jen
11 years ago

Yes, he DOES look like Malfoy and that’s pretty funny.
He also looks like Fabio. I thought he retired to only
doing commercials for butter now.

Kris
Kris
11 years ago

No one else is bothered by the scale of the bodies to the island?

Jen
Jen
11 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Yes as a matter of fact I AM concerned.
Don’t you understand though that with these
authors we are not dealing with any kind of
spatial reality? Maybe that’s why they are self published.
It’s just sad. At least they didn’t employ some
5th grader to design the cover in crayon.

Rob
Rob
11 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Maybe it’s a bonsai in an aquarium and we’re looking from within the water, an…nevermind.

Kris
Kris
11 years ago
Reply to  Rob

ROFL!!!

Wendy Christopher
11 years ago

So THAT’s what Legolas did after Lord of the Rings finished!