As often happens with books that feature on this site, it has already been withdrawn. So, this isn’t just a bunch of people with too much time on their hands making fun of crappy ebook covers, it’s a public service.
jic
9 years ago
Did Jack the Ripper use a letter opener? That really looks like a letter opener. Or maybe, if the blade is pointing up instead of down, a butter knife.
That does match the profile of Metacarpal Surgeon’s Knive (aka French finger knife) or better even Liston’s Amputating Knife Fig. 897 on Page 400 of Charles Truax, “The Mechanics of Surgery”, Norman Publishing, 1899. See http://books.google.com/books?id=T6KmcBlF-xUC for a real boring cover.
Hmm. Does this book propose that Jack the Ripper was a doctor? What a new theory!
Actually, there is a theory that Jack the Ripper was a sailor, Carl Ferdinand Feigenbaum. Unless you mean that he was an actual squid, as in a cephalopod. That would certainly be novel.
Yes, literally a colossal squid prowling the streets of London with a crudely sharpened drinking straw in his tentacle and a taste for murder on his beak.
Revenge? Is there any evidence the victims regularly partook of calamari? I cannot imagine that among the poorer class of Whitechapel. I can imagine them having fish and chips, but not calamari. The nature of vengeance, though, is that it is often vented on undeserving victims, which makes Squidward the Ripper all the more despicable, in my not so humble estimation.
There is already ‘Awoken’ though I think that is more romance than erotica. Note, though, that you can NEVER go wrong with tentacle erotica. Japanese have proven this.
$14.99 for the ebook? This guy is delusional on several levels.
As often happens with books that feature on this site, it has already been withdrawn. So, this isn’t just a bunch of people with too much time on their hands making fun of crappy ebook covers, it’s a public service.
Did Jack the Ripper use a letter opener? That really looks like a letter opener. Or maybe, if the blade is pointing up instead of down, a butter knife.
That does match the profile of Metacarpal Surgeon’s Knive (aka French finger knife) or better even Liston’s Amputating Knife Fig. 897 on Page 400 of Charles Truax, “The Mechanics of Surgery”, Norman Publishing, 1899. See http://books.google.com/books?id=T6KmcBlF-xUC for a real boring cover.
Hmm. Does this book propose that Jack the Ripper was a doctor? What a new theory!
What if… Jack the Ripper was actually a squid!
Now that theory hasn’t been done before!
Actually, there is a theory that Jack the Ripper was a sailor, Carl Ferdinand Feigenbaum. Unless you mean that he was an actual squid, as in a cephalopod. That would certainly be novel.
Yes, literally a colossal squid prowling the streets of London with a crudely sharpened drinking straw in his tentacle and a taste for murder on his beak.
Revenge is always the most delicious dessert.
Revenge? Is there any evidence the victims regularly partook of calamari? I cannot imagine that among the poorer class of Whitechapel. I can imagine them having fish and chips, but not calamari. The nature of vengeance, though, is that it is often vented on undeserving victims, which makes Squidward the Ripper all the more despicable, in my not so humble estimation.
thank you
Ia! Ia! Jack the Ripper fhtagn!
Okay, who wants to co-write this with me?
Tentacle erotica gone horribly wrong (don’t give Eli Roth ideas).
There is already ‘Awoken’ though I think that is more romance than erotica. Note, though, that you can NEVER go wrong with tentacle erotica. Japanese have proven this.